War of Rafts

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Raft Wars is a flash game available on many websites such as Miniclip and Cool Math Games. This game is simple the plot is that a baby finds a diamond so a bunch of thugs try to steal it by having raft battles. In the raft you try to knock your opponents off their boats and show them whose boss. The gameplay is very simple and easy and has lots of replay value because of the simple ascpect which is hitting your enimies in the face. Even though the game is just a simple flash it is still a dope game. It’s free which is cool and also you don’t even have to be good at games to play it this game is dope and sick. Even if the campaign is weak as chicken feet I still think this game is cool and fun. I think the game is also fun because of the way they implement humor into the game. The games has a lot of funny catchphrases and funny enemies to defeat. It really gives the game a fun and memorable aspect of the game. Even though this game is a free game on a website I still think a lot people value this game because of how many people played it as a young person and enjoyed it back then giving it a sort of nostalgic feeling.

This game has a lot of meaning to me as well because I would play it a lot back in elementary school and I thought it was very fun. Even to this day I still play this game because of how easy fun and cool it is this game is truly a masterpiece and deserves a console port instantly. This game is masterpiece and the best part is that its free. This game has very few flaws I think the main issue is definitely how short the game is in total it makes me kind of sad that the game is so short I wish there were more levels. In conclusion Raft Wars is revolutionary flash game that shaped part of gaming I give it a 10/10 a beast game.

Dingers

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Mario super sluggers is a baseball game that has Mario characters. Released in 2008 for the Nintendo Wii. It has a few modes and even a campaign this and a roster of Mario charecters ranging from Mario to a Goomba this allows you to create a super beast team of Mario characters all with different skills. The highlight of the game is probably just the standard match where you can play with a custom set of rules like no items and no star power, star power is a meter that fills up you do speaical pitch or hit. I think standard match is the best because of how quick and easy it is and also fun.

The campaign is very interesting in this game it involves Mario recruiting people to defeat bowers in a baseball game. Basically you walk around the map and play games or do challenges in different areas of the map. The campaign is pretty alright in general it’s just there to add more content to the game and I think a season mode would be a lot better than a this somewhat of a campaign. The third mode is called toy arena or something this mode is pretty weak basically you hit a ball and in a little castle try to hit away from your opponents it sucks and is not fun. There also some mini games you can play but they are no fun as well. That’s probably the main issue with the game to there are to many extra game modes that are not fun at all which leaves with a repetitive but fun experience this leads to little long hours of playtime. The game does have a features such as changing the time of day which changes what happens at the stadium you choose. Another cool feature that I earlier is the vast roster of teammates you can choose for your team some stand out characters are Funky Kong, The squid, and the caterpillar. However you do need unlock all these characters but they are necessary for domination on the baseball field. In conclusion Mario Super Sluggers is a great game to comeback to everyone now and then but is always easy and fun to play I give it a 8/10.

Melvin Doo

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Scooby Doo is a 2002 film made by Warner Bros and stars Freddy Prinze Jr, Sarah Michelle Gellar and, Matthew Lilarad. The plot consists of a broken up Mystery inc getting reunited at spooky island to solve a mystery. This movie has some pretty strange aspects to it for example there is a particularly disgusting scene where Shaggy and Scooby have a contest to see who can fart louder, this scene is gross and not fun to watch it hurts my soul when this scene comes on. Another odd scene is when Scooby sneaks on an airplane dressed up as a old woman. This scene is weird because Scooby could have just rode on the part of the plane for animals rather than sitting in a seat. I think the main issue for this film the plot point of Mystery inc becoming friends again at the beginning of the film the gang spilts apart because most of them feel like Fred takes all the credit even though he is kind of dim. This leads to the myster inc not getting along for sometime during the film and it’s annoying because its causes the movie to have less of Scooby Doo feel to it which makes it a bit boring to watch.

However this film has the greatest joke in all of cinema this joke of course is the Melvin Doo joke. So the joke is that the bartender gets a phone call for Mr.Doo and so some guy asks if the phone is for Melvin Doo the bartender says no its for Scooby Doo. This is joke fixes every issue with the film and redeems all error with the film.

The third act of this film is pretty good and involves lots of mystical weird stuff and a surprising twist villain. I think the ending pretty good even though it has a crazy big battle at the end which was kind of strange for a Scooby doo film I guess its just a product of its time. In conclusion Scooby Doo is a strange movie that has the greatest joke ever I would recommend this if you watched it a long time ago but not if you have not seen it I would not recommend it. I give Scooby Doo a 6/10.

Old Sports Game

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Today I will be reviewing Wii Sports for the Wii released in 2006 by Nintendo. Wii sports is a game where you play various sports such as tennis, baseball, bowling, golf and boxing. In these games you play as a mii a custom character you can make on the Wii menu. All the sports have simple controls which rely on the use of motion controls. Each sport also has several training courses that help you improve at that game or aspect of gameplay.

In my opinion the best sports to play are tennis and baseball because of simplistic yet fun gameplay. All of the games are good I just prefer those two over the rest. I think the reason this game works so well is because of how fun and simple the games are pretty easy so its very easy to enjoy a few games of Wii sports no matter which sport you choose. Another cool feature is how you use miis to play the games this basically allows you to be any charter you want as long as you can design this adds a fun aspect to game considering you could be almost anyone ever which is a great addition to the game. The most difficult game is probably golf because of the timing. To get a good hit you have to keep this bar inside the meter which is very tedious. Besides the golf meter everything is simple and fair and nothing else is stupid and annoying.

The last mode I will talk about is the fitness test this mode is pretty comical during fitness you do several training exercises and at the end the game gives you a estimated age. The reason this funny is because the age is never accurate and is pretty funny even though this adds nothing too the game I still thinks it’s worthy to talk about. In conclusion Wii sports is a classic game that deserves the following it has because of the fun simplistic concepts and great gameplay. I give it 8/10 defiantly worth a play however not a game you can lots of hours on.

Animals do Kungfu

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Today I will be reviewing Kungfu Panda a Dreamworks animated film released in 2008. This film has a speacial place in my heart because it was probably my favorite film in elemenatry school. But the real question is is this movie any good. The plot is pretty simple Po the panda voiced by Jack Black dreams to be a beast Kungfu fighter but his adopted bird dad Mr.Ping voiced by James Hong wants him to become a noodle chef. Then everything changes when Po becomes the dragon warrior the ultimate karate warrior who will bring peace to the valley. Then shinanagins ensue as Po begins training. This film has a lot of great ascpects such as comedy, action,and good animation. The comedy is mainly slapstick but Jack Black also dilivers many zingers. But probably the funniest part of the movie is Master Oogway voiced by Randall Duk Kim. He just acts like a funny old turtle guy which is pretty comical in my opinion. The fights are also pretty enjoyable whether its the final battle or just a fight over a dumpling. The fights are just entertaining to watch.

The film has zero bad parts but if I had to nitpick something it would probably be how little the films uses Jackie Chan he’s the voice actor for Monkey but the charecter very little lines. It feels like he wasn’t even necessary for the film to have the same quality. That’s probably the main issue along with the furious five. The furious five is a group of Kungfu masters and one of them was gonna be the dragon warrior till Po snatched it. The issue with the five is that about 4 out of five barley contribute anything to the plot. I already spoke about Monkey and how useless he is so I wont go into to much detail but the only member of the five who does anything plot worthy. The only character that has a role in the plot from the furious five is Tigress voiced by Angelina Jolie her role is to basically complain about Po and make fun of him being bad at Kungfu and just dumb stuff all film. In conclusion Kungfu Panda is a Beast and funny movie all ages can enjoy. I recommend this movie to anyone and give it a 9/10.

Battle of the Bricks

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In this blog I will be reviewing LEGO Starwars the Complete Saga. This Game was made by Travller’s Tales in 2007. In this game you play thourgh all six episodes of the film series. I choose to review this game because I played many times as a child and enjoyed it very much. The game opens by putting you in the mos eisley cantina which is the lobby of the game. I think this was the best choice for a lobby possible because anyone who watched starwars instantly knows where they are and getting to see the charterers walking around is also a nice addition. The main bulk of the game is playing thorough the episodes. Each episode has 6 chapters. Every level has a starwars opening crawl which adds more awesomeness to the games details. Every level also has a few cutscenes that show the story of starwars and add a comical taste to the story. The gameplay is very simple and easy to learn however playing with the wii controller which what I did is a bit odd. The controller is very strange because of the use of the nunchuck the will control just has a strange feel.

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There are however a few things about the game I don’t enjoy as much as the rest of it. For example the last level of revenge of the sith is very annoying ands dumb. Also most vehicle levels are a pain to play thorough. The game also has a few extra levels that can be unlocked using gold bricks which is a collectible in the game. These levels are usually parts of the story from a different prescriptive such as playing as Darthvader at the beginning of A New Hope. These levels are fun and a good reward for collecting gold bricks and playing through the game. Another collectible is the red brick they grant you abilities such as coin multiplier and invincibility. Collecting these can be fun but also pain however you can unlock a few thorough codes if you really want to unlock the red bricks. In conclusion this game has easy gameplay is pretty fun and goofy. I recommend this to any lego or starwars fan. I give this game a 9/10.