Crazy Goat

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Goat simulator is a game where you cause lots of trouble in the town. Its pretty cool to be a Goat and run around a big city. The big appeal of this game is that your basically invincible and can try anything without getting punished by law enforcement or by civilians. This allows you to feel like a super goat or like the god of goats you just kind of walk around like royalty. This makes the game very fun. another col feature they have is doing challenges to unlock new goats these challenges vary some just require going to a rooftop party with Deadmau5 others require you to win a goat battle head-but tournament. The potential to unlock these goat gives you a gaol that helps keep the game not get boring.

However this game can get boring after you’ve visited both towns and have done many things this is an issue but it will only occur after at least a few hours of playtime so its probably a good idea to take your time while exploring everything. There are quite a lot things to do in the map but its probably a good idea just to go slow so your enjoyment last longer. Another good part about this game is the locations on the map that change game play. My favorite place to is probably the zero gravity facility just because you can mess around and do flips. There are also some other cool places to go but I wont spoil them. Lastly I want to talk about the trophies, these trophies are hidden thorough out the map in many different places. You can collect them all if can find them all this is probably the only way to stay occupied by the end of the game since there is nothing left to do and is good feature to extend playtime. In conclusion Goat simulator is funky and cool but lacks the depth to be a constantly played game I would probably rate it a 5.7/10 a good game to play every now and then but nothing that will blow you away.

Nintendo people hit each other

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Super Smash Bros is a fighting series where Nintendo characters slap each other. There have been 5 releases of this game for every new Nintendo console. Each one has unique and cool features. However I only two of these games Super Smash Bros Brawl and Super Smash Bros Ultimate. However I have played each game at least once, The other games, smash64, Melee, and Wii U. My favorite has to be Ultimate even though its the newest it’s probably the best casual smash game it has every charter who has ever been in smash and it has a great pacing. Despite this game not having the best single player its still very

A square world

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Minecraft is probably one the greatest games ever made!!! Released in 2009 by Mojang. This game at one point became the most popular game in the world and for good reason. Over the many years of Minecraft’s existence the developers have consistently released new versions that improve and change the game. Minecraft has three main modes Survival, creative, and online. Each mode has a unique aspect to offer survival the most famous mode involves you surviving in a world of nature by blinding structures harvesting resources and crafting tools , but watch out once night time arrives monsters will be around every corner. Survival mode is probably a perfect single player experience its so simple yet the features of Minecraft allow you to survive in many different ways, this allows for you to choose how you want to live. Survival mode is so great because no one tells you what you can and cant do within the game it’s the ultimate freedom of survival mode that really makes it excellent. Now creative mode is almost as great as survival in creative you get access to every item in the game allowing you to build whatever you want with the tools at hand. This mode is also great and lets your mind run wild with the ideas you can build especially with red stone which is basically the only form of electricity that allows you to make even crazier contraptions. Creative is really basically a unlimited box of legos expect you could make roller coaster that touches the sky or a hotel in the bottom of the earth. Now the final mode is online/servers now unless you go on a survival or creative server your experience is gonna be a lot different than normal Minecraft, on servers you can basically play games other players have created. There are many famous servers that have lots of well made mini games. I really enjoyed playing on served and I think its pretty cool that you cab basically play a whole new world of games inside a pretty standard game. I think playing the ability to play Minecraft with your friends is awesome and even though servers aren’t the most important parts of Minecraft I still think it helped make Minecraft very successful. In conclusion Minecraft is a game with excellent features and endless possibility and with the developers till updating the game I don’t see this game fading away anytime soon. I would defiantly give this game a 10/10.

Sponge Drives

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Spongebob Boating Bash is a 2010 game where Spongebob charters drive boats. This game has multiple modes in which you drive these boats, Some modes are racing survival and catch the boat. All of these modes are pretty fun racing is a standard mode where race other racers and try to win. This mode is pretty fun but after you race a bunch it gets boring. Survival is a lot better in this mode you try to be the last boat standing, this mode is real fun you have to navigate a arena and try and eliminate other racers this mode is great because you can play over and over again since anything could happen in a big brawl. The results feel different every time and that’s why it is a very fu mode. It’s also satisfying to be the king of the arena and win. The last mode I will talk about is catch the bad dude in this mode a whole group of people try to capture or destroy the evil guy or something and whoever surrvies the longest wins. This mode is cool. But its not as good as survival its still fun to compete and win and be the best but instead of being the toughest racer you have to be the fastest guy which is cool until 4 people are chasing you around a open area. basically I don’t like this mode as much as survival .

Another reason this game is so fun is the cast of iconic Spongebob characters you can race as from spongebob to plankton. This gives the game a familiar set of racers you can play as and makes the game very fun since your racing with charters you watch on TV. Besides this their are also many boats you can race in all with different stats and designs. Another cool thing is aver class of boat is a different type like a Dingy this a small creative feature that I appreciate. In conclusion Spongebob boating bash is a simple driving game with creative and nostalgic aspects that makes it worth at least a few hours of play, I would rate this game a 6.8/10 a simple game.


The Car Game

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Mario Kart Wii is 2008 Wii game where classic Mario charecter race each other on crazy courses. Mario Kart is probably one the most reconazible Nintendo franchise besides Mario. Almost everyone has either heard of Mario Kart or played at least one version of it. It’s a simple game that a lot of people can enjoy the simple gam,e where you drive. In this installment Mario Kart gained a new feature tilt controls this let you steer the car with Wii contorol. These controlled were rejected by almost every hardcore/ good player and motion controls were mainly used by cluesless adults or young children. The option/addtion of tilt controls was probably the worse part of this game in my personal opinion. Everything in this game rules the maps are fun the extra modes are great and the roster is pretty solid as well. Every course is fun yet has some difficulty to it, my favorite courses are DK Summit, Cocunut Mall, Mushroom Gorge, Toads Factory, Koopa Cape, and Wario’s Goldmine. All these course have unique and fun features that make the game feel fun fresh I enjoy all these maps very much. The modes are pretty great to they have all the standard modes like time trial,vs,and Grand Prix, but they also have battle mode which takes you to speacial battle courses where you can play ballon or coin battle. These two modes are good but and they can be played multiple times however these modes aren’t really as fun as doing races in the regular modes but battle does have a lot of fun and unique maps that make this mode worth at least one play thourgh of each map. This game would probably be one of the best Mario Kart games if not for how faulty the wiii contours is and how not that great the graphics are. This game probably deserves a port or remaster to a new console like the switch I think it make the game very fun but that probably wont happen the only way this game could come back is if Nintendo reales a package of all the older Mario karts in one collection I think that’s the only chance we see this game in future. In conclusion this game has great qualities and is fun but the controls make it less fun to play this game earns a 6.5/10 simply due to poor contolors this game desersvers a remaster.

Robo Dude

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Robots is a 2005 animated film made by Blue Sky, and is a about a Robot named Rodney CopperBottom voiced by Ewan Mcregor. Rodneys dream is to work for Bigwelds company in the big city once he gets to the city he meets lots of friends and tries too chase his dreams. This film uses the fact that everyone is robots to pull a lot of gags and some of them are actually pretty clever. It makes some of the comedy a bit different and interesting and not what you usallay get in an animated movie. I think the film as a whole handles the robot world very well and uses it to their advantage to add to the plot as you should do when your film is about robots. This films also has some good charters besides Rodney their are many other likeable charterers such as Fender a robot that Rodney meets in the city. Fender is the comic relief/sidekick charecter and is voiced by Robin Willams. I think fender is a pretty good character, Femder isn’t an annoying comic relief and also plays a good role as Rodneys side kick. The Villans in this film however as super lame. The main villan is Phineas T Rachel a robot who takes over Bigwelds company and tries make robots new and shiny. This villan is stupid he does nothing but be stupid as a evil boss of a company and then in the end he’s not even the final villan. The new villan turns out to be Phineas’s mother who owns a scrapyard and burns robots to a crisp. Apparently she was behind the plan the whole time which is pretty wild. Neither of these villans are that good Phineas is a just a evil busiisnes guy controlled by his mother and his mother is just a lame big bad saved for the end of a film. But besides the villlans all the other charters our great. In conclusion robots is not the best movie but its still better than most animated films that come out today I would probably gives this film a 6.5/10 just a a average movie that anyone can enjoy.

Sports game but on an Island

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Wii Sports Resort is basically the Wii Sports sequel released in 2009. This time around you have tons a new games to play on a tropical island most of these games relate to features an island has like water and beaches this allows for a varteiy of games to be played. All the games have certain achivments to unlock which gives players reasons to perfect their skills in each game. The games are also very fun and usually have no form of a real besides beat your opponent or high score and the more times you beat your opponent the higher the oppontes skills rise this allows you to be on par with your skills thourgh out the whole game making it kind of interesting to play. A slightly sad feature however is that all the games involve motion controls this means some games will take a bit to learn but luckily the motion controls are very good and not that faulty for most of the games.

The best game in the collection in my opinion is basketballl. In this game you play a three on three game of basketball. Instead of being a technical basketball game like NBA2K, this version has simple controls that make it a fun and simple experience the key to success in Wii basketball is making sure you make 3s and also dunk the ball. A game that I think is a bit overrated is the swordfighting game this game can be won with little skilll or strategy. In this game fou fight your opponent on a platform and try to knock your opponent of the edge. This game can easily be won by whoever shakes their controller faster most of the time, the game has a weak parry system that has very little punish value. Even though this game has flaws I still think it’s fun to play evey now and then. Two games also return from Wii sports, golf and bowling come back but both modes feel a bit different than the original. Golf gets some new courses that have cool designs such as playing on cliffs. Bowling is still the same but for some reason it feels different from the original I don’t know why it’s pretty strange. In conclusion Wii sports Resort is a great sequel to Wii sports and has a bunch of fun game modes to play I would give this game a 9/10.

Mega Dome

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Megamind is a Dreamworks movie staring Will Ferrell as Megsmind the bald headed Villain who came from a diastant planet he starts film incarcerated in a prison but his Minon gifts him a watch that transform into other people that allows him to escape. He then takes over the city and falls in love but then he creates a new hero who turns evil. This film was heavily overshadowed when it came out because “Despicable Me” overshadowed this film greatly because of the similar plot point of a bad guy turning good. This Is sad because I think this film is pretty good should have done better than “despicable me” its kind of a shame that people forgot this film since it has a lot of heart and is also pretty funny. Will Ferrell is adds a lot of jokes to the film and it makes film very fun to watch.

However the main villan Titan voiced by Jonah Hill is very lame. He doesn’t add anything to the film besides be a stupid villan his charecter annoys me very much and wish he wasn’t in the movie. Titan is just boring he really is one of the only flaws of the films just because of how annoying he is all he does is act like a idiot and be boring not really a fun charecter. However this makes its very sastifying to watch Megamind beat titan and win because Titan is lame and he deserves to loose. The best chartered is obviously Megamind the reason for this is because Megamind is kind of a doofus. This makes watching Megamind very enjoyable despite him being a super villan he still acts rather dumb but I think it makes his charter better and more fun to watch. So even though this film was heavily overshadowed by Desbicable Me I still think Megamind is very good due to the great main charecter and awesome scenes lead to a fun film that has a a lot of heart to it except for Titan. In conclusion I would give this a 8/10 a pretty good movie.

Bush Wall

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Over the Hedge is a 2006 Dreamworks where a Racoon uses a small tribe of forest creatures get food for a evil bear. Basically R.J the raccoon steals chips from a bear and it goes horribly wrong so RJ goes to the forest where he meets Verne the turtle and his homies who live in the forest and the only that separates them from modern a society is a hedge. This Film is pretty deep first of all the hedge represents society protecting old people from the truth of the real world which shows deep the world is. Next I would talk about the charter development in this film RJ the racoon he changes from a self centered jerk face to someone who cares about his forest friends. Verne changes from a uptight turtle to a more relaxed turrtle leader this shows how the charters became better people by going over the hedge.

Despite the animation being a bit bad I still think this film is pretty good it’s got some alright jokes even though some them are a bit dated. This film has a lot of heart and I think it can be enjoyed if you look past its flaws. The film itself isn’t awful the plot may be bit generic but it still gets the job done I think the reason this film is regaured as bad is because of the animation which is kind of shame even though the animation is ultra sleek or cool it still watchable and I think the animation gives this film to much of bad wrap which makes me sad since I think this film is pretty great. I’m not sure if I enjoy this film because of nostalgia or because it really is as good as I say it is because of my over the hedge biast. But I don’t care I still love this movie and think it’s awesome only a looser would say it is a bad movie. In concluison Over the Hedge is a super funny and heartfealt film that should be watched by all children because its super awesome and good I give this film a light to decdent 9.5.

Slow Motion Killer

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Super Hot is a indie game where everting is slow motion until you move. You use this ability to fight off enemies in creative ways. The is also a spooky plot which involves you playing Super Hot while you’re playing Super Hot. The gameplay is very unique and fun and makes you feel like your in control of the game. The game slow motion aspect gives a lot of time to react and make a decision. It reallly gives the game a fun and addicting play style and allows you to want to play and beat the game. The story also helps make the game a good experience. The story is eerie and has very dark tones and even though the game is fun you still feel a little a creeped out while playing the story.

The game also has a few other modes such as endless, challenges, and even a mini game where you chop down trees. To unlock these modes I believe you have to beat the campaign to play these modes. Endless mode is really fun is you just want to play super hot over and over again and challenges are good if you wanna do a specific task or objective. Both of these modes are pretty fun but endless can get a bit tedious because you play same world over and over until you get a certain amount of kills which kind of sucks if you like playing unique levels. I prefer the endless mode just because it allows you to play for hours and is still pretty fun. I think endless lets you perfect your skills and allows you to become quite the master at the game. You can also play this mini game where you chop down trees and it is kind of fun and it’s also a cool feature that is in the game. In conclusion Super Hot is a super action packed fun game that has lots of creative aspects if you enjoy shooters or singleplayer games I highly recommended because of how cool and sick the game is. I would rate this game a 8/10.